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MademoiselleSalope

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Mademoiselle Salope, now if ya ain't educated in French ya wouldn't know what my name means, and if ya do ya get bonus points from me; 15% off all my products.

What do I sell, ya ask? Heh, depends on what ya want, but if you want them basic things yer better off finding them normal smugglers. Them pussies. I sell things that are really hard to get, like drugs -- Molly, Happy Dust, Capital H -- Ya name it. Got a little Chinese craving for them fresh insides? I'll grab 'em for ya, lungs and livers and hearts, ya just tell me the creature ya want it from and who your friends are so I don't go doctor 'em up. Ohhhh, you're still walkin' from Zone 3 to 7? Poor baby; I'll get ya a nice shiny car. Newest model from the City.

Of course, nothin' is free. Ya have ter cough up and pay the Piper for it all, and if you don't have them carbons weeeeeell we can probably find somethin' to agree us-selves on. Just don't think of stealin' from Salope. DON'T. I FUCKIN' WARNED YA.

Anyyyyway. Yah, I guess that's it. Hopefully we can do business together, lovelies~! Mu-wah~!:heart:



(Roleplaying account, faceclaim Lily Rabe)

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
NIRVANA. I like other oldies rock too, but NIRVANA, capitalization needed, has a special place in me little heart.
Favourite Books
Harry Potter. Whaaaat?
Favourite Games
Spin-spin-spin the bottle...
Tools of the Trade
Well I could go on in a real loooong list but I don't want to...Just know that I have a lot of junk in my trunk. In both meanings of the term.
Other Interests
Carbons, and bushy eyebrows.

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Happy Birthday! 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADEMOISELLE!!!

*loudly blows his party blower*

PHWEET!!!
*walks up to you cautiously* Um, excuse me? Miss *blushes and whispers* ...bitch, I was told you were the madam to see about, ahem, hard to get items.
*carving a piece of wood with a knife, a dying cigarette dangling in her mouth, looks up* Mmhmm? *raises an eyebrow, smiling* Mmhmm. Ya got that right, sugar. With the translation ya get the discounts, now tell me what this missy here can do to make yer wishes come true.
*nervous laugh* I grew up in Texas, but my memaw was Cajun French. MademoiselleSalope was something my aunts and sisters were called during "fun" family dinners. but thats in the past... *mind wonders for a second* I seek a forbidden item and a dear peice of my childhood. *gets shy, blushes and wispers* Comic books. 
Ya have an awesome family. *sucks in a deep breath at the word 'comic books', knife dramatically crashes to the floor, speaks in a high, excited voice* Comic books? Comic books, you say? The holy grail of the special, now-almost extinct species we call fanatics? My, my, my, ya didn't strike me as one! *suddenly breaks into a huge, almost creepy grin* Nothin' this lady can't sniff out. *pulls out her pad and pen from her chest, now switching into business mode* Any specifications? 
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Hey there, honey~